i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
I think Balthazar just explained the “everyone lives” tag on all fanfiction.
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
omg hannah this post
Matthew it has gotten out of hand.
Friendly reminder that you’re probably going to outlive the very celebrities you love
you certainly put your url to good use
supernatural taught me that if i have kids, 2 is the perfect number. because if you have 3 kids, the older two are just gonna put the youngest one through hell.
HOW DARE YOU
The most accurate representation of me telling a joke
my room was getting cold so i went to check if my vent was open and
sometimes i want to look hardcore and sometimes i want to look like a precious forest child and sometimes i want to look like a celestial being made of starlight and constellations
David Bowie doesn’t have this problem
What I Remember Out Of 2013
- green mario
- moon moon
- Shrek (The Shrekening?)
- pokemon fusions
- "bitch i might be"
- swaggy vs swaggie
- flower crowns
- swiggity swag
- the short-lived furniture fandom
- miley cyrus
- "first of all how dare you"
- dad jokes
- frick frack
- "surprise bitch"
- Patrick star
- the bee movie
- do you like the colour of the sky?
- Do he got the booty?
- He dooooooooo.
To the person who said they wanted to reblog this
Perfect reaction image is perfect.
today we studied gender and language, and how language is misogynistic with words like “slut”. so i wrote “fuck the patriarchy” at the top of my page for fun. then we did an exercise on describing colour. for number 1, i wrote “mustard”, because it was a dirty yellow colour. then she moved on, leaving me with these notes:
it just looks like i got really angry about sexism then started a grocery list